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Slip-Alert Humour and mis-spelling

 

Silly Sliperiness Slips out

This page is nonsense. It has the sole purpose of attracting people who mis-spell Slip-Alert or Slippiness or slippperiness. Its for people who slipp up and verbal slipps not physical slips. We take no responsibility if it also makes you laugh. Please do not read this page while standing on a slipery floor or you may slip your infinitives. Submit any slippy jokes or slipps humour

 

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Slipps the dragon slayer

Slipps is a dragon slayer apparently.

 

Slipps underwear

Ne'er cast a cloot till May's oot. And don't be showing your slipps to no man.

 

 

Slippers

Q: What do you calll the 2 old men who slipped and fell over?

A: A pair of old slippers

 

Slipps and trips and fals

You can prevent slipps and trips and falls will fall. How many ways to slipp-up spelling sliping or slipppery or slipps up? However you spell slipp, slipps can be prevented.

Spaced out Slip Alert boldly goes

SlipAlert LLP is a limited liability partnership. Our commercial director is passionate about the business, our product and our brand. She gets very upset when Slip Alert is spelled wrongly or mis-typed with a space. Dont mention Slip-Alert or Slip_Alert or Slip Alert to Jenny. contact Jenny Bailey Commercial Director.

 

Falls Falls Falls...

Slippping injuries are more common in the wet. We suggest you don't visit Niagra falls in the Autumn. Sliplaert.com

 

Slipp Injoory Comensation

Local authorities spent £20m in 2003 on road-related compensation, mostly on people's "slip-and-trip" injuries. source - BBC website

 

Slipps Alert sprelling and tryping errrrrrors

We are proud to launch our new improved wesbite. fIf you spot ay tryping maistakes on the site then please contact Jenny Bailey - Commercial Director. But if you find SlipAlert witha space or hyphon or underline then please contact our Marketing Director( Andy androo) andrw Stewart firts and give him tyme to slyp away. His coefficient of friction will not be good.

 

Slip Resistence Testing

Can you trype the words sip resitance testing without making a mistake?

Our marketing director cannot. He must be dlysexic. Its amazing how many ways Andrew can spell slip reistnce testing and still not get slip resitance testing correct!

 

Silly Slippers

 

Another picture of Jenny - ask her why? Wee sleakit cooerin' timerous beastie.

 

 

 

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