Silly Sliperiness Slips out
This page is nonsense. It has the sole purpose of attracting people who mis-spell Slip-Alert or Slippiness or slippperiness. Its for people who slipp up and verbal slipps not physical slips. We take no responsibility if it also makes you laugh. Please do not read this page while standing on a slipery floor or you may slip your infinitives. Submit any slippy jokes or slipps humour
Slipps the dragon slayer
Slipps is a dragon slayer apparently.
Ne'er cast a cloot till May's oot. And don't be showing your slipps to no man.
Q: What do you calll the 2 old men who slipped and fell over?
A: A pair of old slippers
Slipps and trips and fals
You can prevent slipps and trips and falls will fall. How many ways to slipp-up spelling sliping or slipppery or slipps up? However you spell slipp, slipps can be prevented.
Spaced out Slip Alert boldly goes
SlipAlert LLP is a limited liability partnership. Our commercial director is passionate about the business, our product and our brand. She gets very upset when Slip Alert is spelled wrongly or mis-typed with a space. Dont mention Slip-Alert or Slip_Alert or Slip Alert to Jenny. contact Jenny Bailey Commercial Director.
Falls Falls Falls...
Slippping injuries are more common in the wet. We suggest you don't visit Niagra falls in the Autumn. Sliplaert.com
Slipp Injoory Comensation
Local authorities spent £20m in 2003 on road-related compensation, mostly on people's "slip-and-trip" injuries. source - BBC website
Slipps Alert sprelling and tryping errrrrrors
We are proud to launch our new improved wesbite. fIf you spot ay tryping maistakes on the site then please contact . But if you find SlipAlert witha space or hyphon or underline then please contact our Marketing Director( Andy androo) andrw Stewart firts and give him tyme to slyp away. His coefficient of friction will not be good.
Slip Resistence Testing
Can you trype the words sip resitance testing without making a mistake?
Our marketing director cannot. He must be dlysexic. Its amazing how many ways Andrew can spell slip reistnce testing and still not get slip resitance testing correct!
Another picture of Jenny - ask her why? Wee sleakit cooerin' timerous beastie.